Group birthday card alternative

The group birthday card, except they play it.

Friends in four cities each type a message and one question about the birthday person. It becomes a small show they play on the morning: a little world where everyone they love is standing around, waiting to be talked to.

$24 flat · up to 15 people · no subscription

No app, no accounts for the friends signing, nobody has to film themselves, though anyone can add a photo, voice or video message. Arrives at 8am on the day, or whenever you send the link.

 Party Island (3/3) — the last three, then the memory book
The thing nobody says out loud

Everyone signs the group card. Nobody remembers it.

The group birthday card is easy, and that's the whole problem. It takes two minutes to add a tile, and it takes ninety seconds to scroll all of them. The messages are lovely; the format spends them all at once. The video montage is the other option, and it's genuinely moving when it works, but it means everyone has to record something, and half the group never does.

The group card

Fast, cheap, forgotten. A grid of tiles and a five-second animation.

2 min each · read once

The video montage

Moving when it works. Everyone has to film, half don't, and the sound fails on somebody's clip.

30+ min each · half never submit

An Outro

Everyone types. They play. Ten minutes where every friend gets their own moment on screen, message and question together.

2 min each · 10–15 min for them
Built for friends who aren't in the same room

Four cities, three time zones, one link.

This works best for exactly the group that can't do a party: the school friends who scattered, the cousins, the one who moved abroad. Everyone types whenever they have two minutes. Nobody has to coordinate a call. You read everything before it's built, then play it yourself, then decide to pay. On the morning, they get a link. It opens on their phone, on the train, wherever they are.

And because it's a game and not a card, the thing they do next is send it back to the group: you asked me WHAT? That's the reply the card never got.

Questions that work between friends

Unfair, specific, and only one right answer.

Each friend adds one. Three answers, one right. Get it wrong and the game says “Not quite — memory collected anyway.” Nobody loses at their own birthday.

Price, before you ask

$24, once, and you see the whole game first.

Up to 15 friends and one world for $24. $39 if you want everyone in — unlimited people, every world, a downloadable clip of the ending and no Outro Party branding. Same numbers in euros and pounds. Nothing added at checkout.

If you've paid and they haven't opened it yet, you can refund yourself within 24 hours from your own page. No email, no waiting for a human.

Straight answers

Questions people ask before they make one.

Can it arrive at midnight instead of 8am?

It arrives at 8am in your time zone on the date you pick, or you send the link yourself at any moment you like. Midnight messages are your call; the link is ready whenever you are.

Do the friends need to download anything?

No. They open the link, type, pick a colour, close the tab. No account, no app, no email address required.

Is this for children's birthdays?

No. It's made for adults, by adults who know them. The person it's for should be sixteen or older.

What if someone in the group writes a joke that doesn't land?

You see every message before it's built and can remove any of them with one click. Nobody is told, not the friend and not the birthday person.

How long does it take them to play?

Ten to fifteen minutes with ten to fifteen friends in it. They can stop and come back; the link keeps working. The memory book at the end is one page they can keep.

Birthday still weeks away? Tell us the date and we'll send the invite text ten days before, with the date already in it. One email, nothing else.